Most of this is irrelevant to the point and clearly either ODU education is a waste or you wasted your education.

Your third full paragraph captures what is great about being child and being a parent.

People who are under the influence of the marijuana deserve to get hit by cars and die.

Turn it into Solyent Green.

This is the one and only case where the term “best practices” does not make me stabby.

This made me laugh hysterically for no good reason because I am drunk.

GAWD... next political parties are going to use animals as their symbols.

You know where its cold? The bottom the Marianas Trench. Just throwing that out there.

What if your true self doesn't want you to touch him on or off the dance floor and would rather you drove off in the night "to get milk," abandoning your family while constructing a new identity in a distant state? Asking for a friend.

Brady looks a little fetal-alcohol-syndrome-y.

Tenure is irrelevant to this. These are his personal views put out on social media. There’s no implication that he is speaking on behalf of his college or colleagues. If he gave this rant in class, then there would be serious problems.

The whole pic looks like one of those flash scene of Hell in Event Horizon.

I think the problem is that someone made a

Daylight comes and... I do not want to go home to fucking Cleveland.

Its no biggie, they are both a dry heat.

He just wants to give world football a helping hand.

Actually, it should be a stage play, written by Sam Shepard.

I would have beaten him down and taken all his money and his pants. I think he made the right call.

My daughter is going to giggle just like I am when I show her this tomorrow.

Most heavily invested enviro/animal rights persons I've had this come up in conversation with are okay with hunting for meat (not pure sport).