Also, there is nothing more fun than playing around on Nolan’s baseball-reference page.

People like him and Spicer and Megyn Kelly do not need to be given any sort of platform to the public.

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

They should make this guy into an Amiibo:

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Q: Why do you think you were chosen for this role, as opposed to someone more qualified or experienced?

I understand what you’re saying, but I think Trump has a point there. The Nazis actually had a Court order (the ACLU fought for them to get it) and were there totally legally.

Prior to the election, there were actually plenty of people arguing that Clinton was racist due to her soft stance on BLM and her husband’s role in mandatory sentencing and the like that disproportionately landed on blacks.

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

These fucking cowards COULD do something about it.

Were you out all fucking night?

Didgeridoo you believe in miracles!!!!

If they’re yearly theme weeks, I’m guessing that they only need to come up with 52 themes.

trump day, trump hotel day, trump steak with ketchup day, fake president day, bad hair day, who won the election day, best third prize older trophy wife day, ‘my wife is younger than yours’, ‘grab genitals day’, ‘most golf clubs owned’,

ignore the flesh egg in the background and zoom in on them sweet pinstripes

HI CAN THIS PLEASE BE BROUGHT OUT OF THE GRAYS? IT IS INTERESTING INFO I PROMISE. :(

Hi! Okay so: A couple people already pointed this out, but yeah this is something that’d make a level designer cringe a bit, like “Oh crap they found a hole in the collision”. To the uninitiated though it’s pretty cool looking, innit?…

Reportedly management called him up and said “It’s a Shane but we’re Doan with you.”

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

I mean, this seems like common goddamn sense. What did she think was gonna happen? Is everyone a fucking idiot now? Am I an idiot? Are we all idiots? Is this life?