Well they should because this might be the last Pick My Car many of us ever click on.

Sadly, they don’t care, because you clicked.

This slideshow format is garbage. I’ve stuck with Jalopnik for a long time, and Tom, David, and Torch are primary reasons why.

But making articles into slideshows to generate more ad views is going to be a REAL quick way to kill a lot more ad views, myself included.

I hope the Herb up top hears this, but probably not.…

Nope, fuck your slideshow. Did not read.

“Climate control, windows, and locks can be done with hard buttons (see also: Traction control, all functions related to how the car interacts with the world) while entertainment, navigation, and connectivity can be outsourced to the driver’s smartphone.”

Your choice when buying an EV is “support Elon” or “support companies making tons of unacceptably high-emission cars”. I went with the Bolt on price, but let’s not pretend other car companies are perfect actors either.

Here’s the thing though, UAW in DETROIT is set to restart manufacturing here on May 11th. Detroit is one of the worst hot-beds in the country but extremely strict orders have worked and restarting manufacturing with safety in mind is now acceptable. The Bay area by no means has it *anywhere* as bad as the Detroit…

Wait, nobody is going to comment on this “hypothetical brand expansion” of Corvette into SUVs? Then allow me to start that conversation.

They did not fire the woman for being an adult entertainer.

If it were not for For Sweden’s comment I would not have known about the other issues going on with this story. The comment section is the only reason I can still stomach visiting here. Pretty sad really.

Unpopular opinion: Timothy Dalton was a great James Bond, and “Licence to Kill” is a great film. Its deserves bonus points for breaking the traditional 007 plot patterns and depicting a very pissed-off, angry, vengeful Bond on the brink of going completely off the edge.

Please, don’t do this click-through-seven-damn-pages shit to get to the end of a post.

Sorry, not buying it. This was likely the safest time this could have been done. As you said, hardly anyone is on the road. I’m not buying the Alex Roy argument either, “They could have hit a truck carrying precious medical supplies”. Well, yeah but I’ll bet that’s statistically pretty low. I think most of the…

And running 100s of car spotters, airplane spotters, ten of thousands of dollars of radar and radar jamming equipment doesn’t qualify for an asterisk?

New Yokers: drive to Los Angeles

“If literally one thing goes wrong—if the team needs to call for help or a tow truck, if they get stopped, if they crash—literally anything goes wrong here and these guys would be pulling resources from an otherwise already overloaded system, not to mention potentially increasing the risk of contracting coronavirus by…

Think about it. Nobody on the roads right now, as they’re all socially distancing or sheltering place. Likely limited police patrols right now, too. Everyone is distracted. Good idea, right? Well, wrong.

Maybe I’m a piece of shit, but I think the HOA is being reasonable here. They have a policy regarding RVs in their community. The nurse and her husband chose to violate that policy without reaching out to the HOA in advance. HOA enforced their policy. Nurse and husband reached out to the HOA, which told them that they…

150,000 Florida jobs and $7.7 billion in wages and cruise industry has a $9 billion (that’s per year) economic impact on Florida. That doesn’t count all the travel agents, flights to ports, and other things that surround the industry.

I will admit that being parents to a toddler the concept of going somewhere on a cruise sounded appealing for a quick minute right before this stuff all hit. Kid hates car seats so long drives are out at the moment. Also not having to worry about food and where to go and all that crap. And entertainment - it’s all…