Didn’t see it live, but this is the most badass block I’ve ever seen:

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

I’m glad Deadspin has taken a negative stand against daily fantasy, because none of your readers find it fun at all to play daily fantasy sports.

The worst part is that Adam Schefter told him

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

Your analogy would work better if weren’t for, well, white supremacist Cardinals fans.

Well I can now confirm my wife is not a horrible space creature.

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

take away a Super Bowl win. Now THAT is a spicy HOT TAKE

Ok if that’s youre choice Waino then get out. You’ve been awful for years now anyway but no one has said anything. You don't deserve the best fans in baseball you trader

Good for him. And Hardy better resign himself to hearing that from every offensive lineman on every play until he leaves the league.

I read about the trade for free on ESPN.COM, which is trying to charge money for a different article about the same trade. I only imagine that Law injected some killer inside info such as:

We usually push the boundaries, but with Craggs gone, we've done some rethinking how crude we really need to be in public. So, we agree, which is why we edited down our in-house Super Bowl ad. Give it a look when you get a chance. Thanks for reading.

I mean, how can we as fans of the NFL live without knowing whether every starter thinks this is a big game and whether the opposing team is going to be a tough opponent?

OH MY GOD

This case is easily solved with just a little more enhancement of the security camera image...

And if you're that Australian boot company, you're saying to Tom Brady, "Hey man, women don't like cheaters." They don't. They don't like liars and cheaters.

Never happened.
There hasn't been a stripper yet who would ever waste good drugs on a mark

I think Belichick should be strapped to a chair with his eyelids peeled back and forced to watch Peter King bathe naked in a hot tub of takes while every columnist listed above gives him rusty trombones in turn.