I would make a Liam Neeson joke, too, but my comments always stay in... the grey

The public will certainly get a clearer picture if the full video reportedly in the police's possession ever sees the light of day.

So it's the school's fault he was too stupid to flop on the ground in agony before the wrestler even touched him? I thought you said he was a soccer player.

"3 carries for -1 yards and slow to hit the hole"

Seriously, the guy looked like he had no experience in public speaking/ interviewing whatsoever. I know he hosts one of those talent shows on TV, but you'd think the NBA knows that if he sucked on that, he'd suck at this. Could he have, maybe, prepared some? Learned something about the players, have a question or two…

Agree with your analysis but I don't think enough emphasis is being put on how awful Nick Cannon was, awkwardly trying to make transitions between the judges. His sucking climaxed in that super-awkward trophy presentation when he, the Sprite lady, and Kevin harlan(?) had no idea how they were gonna award the trophy to…

You're forgetting how the live broadcast accidentally fed through Nick Cannon's hot mike that Wall was the winner before they even went to break, eliminating any suspense at all when they came back.

so wait, did Oddibe really have to pay those water bills

Romeo Khazen: As a proud alumnus of this university, I refuse to leave!

Honestly, these days, I DO look forward to them because it's become so obvious they're just clutch at threads with their fingernails trying to hold on a world that's disappearing. I smile at their hate and look around at the world and see hope. It may sound crazy but every time something like this happens and…

I guess you can say all those hopelessly mismatched players...

If this "Texas Tech #1 Super Fan" indeed said what he is reported to have said... "Go back to Africa, N——-", he should have his season tickets revoked. Let's make sure we punish the 19-year old college student and not the guy in his mid-50s who "displays the true spirit of the University". Fuck Jeff Orr, he really…

Hey man, don't let all the joke haters get you down. Stand your ground.

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

Now you are living in an Olympic Region. I am sure you will enjoy the benefits for many, many years to come.

"No Kidding"

Unfortunately you're probably right because my party has been hijacked by tea party retards who have no business passing out milk let alone governing something larger than their sock drawer.

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

Good point, but here's a less-meaningful phrase:

"If they're counting something that we're not counting, and we're on equal footing, wouldn't it be wise to count it?"