"Your mother got a dose of the cream last night, Trebek... hopefully this rash I got from her clears up soon"

To be fair that Pauly D look alike deserved it

There was physical evidence and a "witness" in the Duke Lacrosse case too. Now lives are destroyed because of false accusations.

I read the post, and I'm not your bud, guy.

As a person in Indiana (and IU fan), before I even clicked on the link, my initial thought was "goddamn it" ... and, after viewing the story (and pic), my lasting thought is "goddamn it".

Red Sox fans can call Ellsbury a traitor, but most of them aren't smart enough:

The least Delta could have offered stranded passengers is some Satchel's pizza.

Billy Donovan probably scheduled a flight from Orlando, but decided to cancel it at the last minute.

Go cure cancer.
Go write the great American novel.
Go start a Fortune 500 company.
Go commandeer a scheduled flight from a tiny regional airport, leave up to 50 people in a lurch, and enjoy a relaxing trip to the middle of Connecticut ahead of a nationally televised basketball game, only to lose on a buzzer-beater after…

If only a good guy with a gun had been there.

He's had trouble getting gigs since his regular venue shut down.

I am no lawyer, but I am pretty confident that is totally legally binding. See the case of Grandma v Nigerian Prince.

Who the hell were these commenters?

As a Washington fan I'm more concerned that Kyle Shanahan's dad keeps hanging around the locker room.

Man looking at these percentages...

G-d dang Barfsack Obungla-bungla sending our halfcort money too China mosslims. #tcot #orpuw #semerfi #2A #molonlabe #notMYprezudint

I could do a lot with $20,000...

To make perfectly clear, the one softly saying, "Yeah Jeets" was Alex Rodriquez watching from the closet.

*Holds up hand for high five*

"Not a lot of fans realize this, but newspaper... is made from trees."