So, according to his first letter from prison, That makes the grand jury a bunch of haters that he will prove wrong.

I wouldn't even try to take on the challenge of coaching. What I can tell you is that is not my area of expertise. I think your audience would be interested in knowing that if you look closely you'll find the real issue here is Mark Sanchez sucks ass.
That's an important point because the real issue is that we have no…

Bridge burning? If Whitlock can get rehired by ESPN, this guy could go back to covering the Blazers if he wanted, I'm sure.

"And he would have gotten away with the May theft, had not the student's friend noticed it in a local pawnshop earlier this week."

Stay classy, Pete.

No he was not. He had 1 loss.

So I read the update from above, but what really caught my eye was this shit right here.

If only they paid college players. He couldn't afford a treadmill so he had to run outdoors.

Any bets on what type of beer it was? I'm guessing natural light.

Wild boar?

Damn that is good. I was trying to figure out how I was going to work in a Bonilla reference.

The Steven Garcia burger and fries was only available after 2 a.m.

but the NFL will investigate.

I don't see the problem. I mean, they is her rosters.

I hate the Yankees. I hate ARod. Somehow I find myself rooting for them to thump the sawx after this happened. Bullshit that Girardi got tossed out. I even found myself laughing when ARod hit that bomb a few minutes ago and taunted the sawx dugout while rounding third. Fuck you Boston for making me like them for even…

So I got the second pick in my fantasy draft. Is Arian Foster the definite second pick?

Except that he absolutely should get the bigger purse. He is the one that is undefeated. Everyone acts like Paq was clamoring to fight Mayweather. He wasn't. That is why every time the talks grow a little contentious he agrees to marquez-paqciao 5.

You're right. It actually sounds Exactly like people like myself who have a license plate with my favorite team in it. I know a small chunk of that money goes to the franchise, and I am cool with that.

I really hope this is sarcasm.

This is absolutely incredible. Who knew kickball was so cut-throat? That there are enough players of different "skill" levels to have multiple divisions is amazing. Do they have national tournaments like with softball? Will I see juiced up construction workers playing for some "championship" on ESPN someday?