This is the black version of the ever popular "ass, grass, or cash. Nobody rides for free" bumper stickers usually seen on an el camino.

The charges were dropped because the owner of the impound yard started to get death tthreats. Can't be messing with a national title team in Gainesville. go gata.

I'm sure he has more than two ride a longs with police in his future

Holy shit, I do remember OGrady's. Those were the fucking greatest.

In related news, Rachel Maddow will be doing SportsNation.

Please, if there is a God, let there be a beanball war in the all star game. .

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No way. Urban was only going to recruit the top 1% of the top 1% character-wise, remember?

He probably thinks the Nyets have a shot to win, unlike pathetic Minnesota who does not.

Big shock that a young single athlete is trying to score some ass. Pat the Bat nods in approval. way to be on top of shit, Pedro Gomez

Exactly. Back when they used to show September baseball games instead of poker, you could bet your ass that it would be the most important game that night in a pennant race. two years ago when Boston and Atlanta had their epic collapses, they didn't show one game the entire last week, until game 162. Then, while both…

Damn it all. +1

Good story. I'm just glad he didn't name it after any SEC school.

Interesting that he is a democrat who opposes all gay rights. I thought all of us were lumped in to the whole "liberal agenda" thing. Interesting that a democrat can have his own beliefs not consistent with the party.

+fucking 1! Best. Ever. Just phenomenal.

Its funny because the cameraman said he was having such a Goodyear up to that point.

I knew he would listen to Slim Thug.

I thought it started when we found out that he has a painting of himself as a centaur.

I don't know, I've seen worse. Someone recommended, so go fuck yourself after you do your shitty stand-up show at your local vfw. Douche.

Much like everyone in the stadium tonight, Brandon Inge knows he has no shot of playing tonight. He may as well wear a wrestling mask in the dugout.