Either that, or it’s based on a short story with the same title that’s linked right at the top of the article. One of the two.

Really? ‘Cause I’m totally sold on battle librarians.

Hot take: it was fine, just not Best Picture.

thats pretty much how you played the old batman game to keep your hit meter up.

People are served notices at their job everyday. She shouldn’t get a special exception because she directed Booksmart.

Dou you know how you prevent shit like that of happening to you?

When a process server look for you at your home address or office you receive him or make an appointment for a later date, instead of trying to avoid and dodge it, because that’s how you get this kind of situation. Respect the job of the others and they…

Cuba BADDING.

Ms. Pac-Man was NEVER Pac Man’s wife - she must have been his sister. Otherwise, she would have been known as MRS. Pac-Man! Ms. Pac-Man is unmarried!

I like how this internet, this revolutionary technology, has been around for a year now and all it’s done is make it impossible to use my phone while dad’s on the computer.

#13, making slideshow blog posts.

Leaving aside the “someone died for real” angle, it’s not even that good a joke. 

I got a V2 for $5.00 on Amazon a while back. I flashed mine with an alternate BIOS and I can use it as just a normal webcam (for my OctoPrint setup).

Well um yeah because those assholes didn't do what they did live on tv.

Phase 1: eat dishwasher tablet

how does something happening during the show get people to be already watching it? 

I bought one linked below. We are just about to replace the filters about 1.5 years in. Its installed after our lawn sprinkler system and hose connection and before our water softener.

So much this right here. I pride myself on being a great home cook, and people always ask me why I don’t become a chef or open a restaurant or food truck. It’s because that shit is stressful, and being a good home cook doesn’t necessarily translate in being a good chef or being able to run a restaurant. Just because…

When the news broke it was literally the first question that popped into my head. I assume others were wondering the same thing.

“It’s difficult to fully compare the benefits of each store and their treatment of their employees, but if you’re curious about which company has a better reputation for caring for workers, Costco is where you should shop.”

100% to all of this. I’ll further add that Kotaku, which wears its heart on its sleeve and (rightly) calls out all sorts of bullshit, seems to be adopting a “hey, look at this stinker!” tone for someone who is permanently semi-ruining a video game for others. Like, can we get just 1/100th of the (justifiable) rage we…