If you’re going to get Apple TV, Ted Lasso is the reason to do it.

Not for the hackers, the buyers. What is the ROI for the guy spending $7 mil?

That’s not it at all. The subreddit blew up from a few hundred thousand people to around 9 million in just over a week. Who do you think those 9 million were? Idiots, bandwagon folks, uninformed and clueless stock traders.... newbies to the scene, brought in by all the media attention, who never realized they were far…

I’m hoping the bigger narrative that takes place is the crumbling of the widely believed lie that a stock is a reflection of the performance of a company (and by extention, Wall Street is Main Street).

I’m excited for Godzilla Vs. Kong but we all know how it will end. Kong will be near death, with Godzilla about to deliver the coup de grace, but then Kong will say “Mothra...” and ‘Zilla will be like “WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!” and then they’ll be friends.

Am I the only one who thinks it would make the most sense for the cheese section to be the last one, so that it actually gets something of a seal?

I thought it was a fantastic movie, only finding out right at the end that I was actually watching 2015's Spy the whole time! What a twist!

I can’t tell if you’re basing that Gunsmoke joke on Bonanas for Bonanza or not.

I think you’re missing the point Riley.

I feel like you might have turned off the tutorials, where it does actually walk you through quite a bit of this stuff specifically mentioned in this review. Off the top of my head, there’s a few popup tutorials that happen in your first few combats.

A pretty clear explanation of how armor works and how it impacts…

I wonder how many times the comments need to be filled with complaints about the slideshows, and tips on how to shrink the window to get rid of it, will we need before they stop slideshows.   

You can url-hack the slide number to get to the end faster, which is what I did so that I could comment fuck slideshows.

I went through the effort to flick through 53 pages just to get to the comments to say never fucking again. Not only will i never give the pageclick to this kind of list format again, i will also not read one article i otherwise would have clicked on. Next, i’m un-whitelisting you guys.

But what even are Assassin’s Creed games anymore?

I really doubt it does, dude’s on the money about the how on Rockstar’s announcements.

Her two kids, in high school, they tell her that she’s uncool.

OH SHIT THE TRAIN IS COMING RIGHT AT ME

To me, terrine connotates savory, while jello mold says sweet.  Maybe just me though.

There’s an episode of the show Review* (where the main character reviews “life itself,” usually destroying his own life in the process) about making a sex tape. After failing to convince his wife to participate, he decides to buy a sex doll, and says this in a narrated voiceover playing over footage of him struggling…

Hi there. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a 21 year old college student with one parent from the Baby Boomer age, and one from Generation X.