Right?????? Sometimes I worry the Kinjapocolypse surgically removed people’s sense of humor.

Jimmy Carter is history’s greatest monster. It is known.

I get that! It’s a fun world to live in for awhile! I really liked the final book, for what it’s worth.

The whole story is fascinating. I love reading about how people get caught in their obvious grift.

I’ve been loving the Crazy Rich Asians series which is ridiculous and funny and IT’S SUMMER so I’m not going to read anything that requires much brain power.

I wish! She has a really cute lingerie line though.

Bullshit.

He totally changed the way I eat when I travel. My food life is a lot more interesting thanks to him.

My but you’re stupid.

My mom used to spend the majority of the winter months in bed, curtains drawn. She would barely move for three months. It was scary whenever winter came around, worrying we’d lose her that year.

Eh, one of my pals in a strict vegan and he’s a little doughy. It’s all the grains.

I think I understand the appeal of having a routine - personally, I like a more creative flow, but I totally get why you’d want to know what to expect every time you go. Plus you know what you’re getting for your money, which is not inconsiderable when it comes to yoga studio prices!

Do they get into the Cumberbatch truthers who think his wife is just cover for his real marriage with Freeman?

My beloved yoga teacher, who is positive about nearly everything in the world, hates Bikram yoga. I’ve literally never heard her say a bad thing about anything else except Bikram.

The worst thing I ever did on Ambien was eat half a sleeve of Ritz and wake up with crumbs on my pillow.

Yeah, he’s been ranking women on their looks and weight his entire life. I don’t want to take the high road on him: he’s coming for William Howard Taft as fattest president.

This feels like the inevitable ending to this experiment. They can’t have thought Roseanne would stay away from all her conspiracies and racism just because she had a show again.

You’re gross. Don’t wish rape on people, even the worst people.

I was SO disappointed when I finally tried In-n-Out. I’d been led to believe it was the greatest fast food on the planet. The burger is good but the fries are so mediocre! I think the secret menu allure along with it only being in California (in the past, anyway - we have a few in Utah now) was what made it seem so…

HE SHOT THE DOG? I hope he burns.