I stopped watching a few seasons back but HOW did they not offer the satisfaction of killing off Rowan???

Pretty much. I’ve put it on burgers before too.

Here’s the best fry sauce ratio: 2/3 mayo to 1/3 ketchup. You can add paprika or other seasonings if you want, but the basic mayo/ketchup blend is really all you need.

I don’t know either. He’s up there as a top childhood crush for many people who grew up with that movie.

He looks like a good dog.

“She would never be invited to Katherine Graham’s parties” is a delicious socialite burn.

Overusing alliteration like that makes you look like a try-hard freshman who took one survey course on mid-century lit and decided they’re the spiritual decedent of Kerouac.

4. I was ready for Kalorie to leave based on her name alone.

I don’t know, but that ad I saw requesting models who could travel seemed suuuuuper legit. (which is not to say that this law isn’t overbroad and designed to hurt willing sex workers)

I had to use a clear bag when I worked at a Dillard’s one summer. It fosters suspicion and generally makes you feel like you did something you didn’t do. I don’t see this making students any safer, honestly. But I do see it pissing them off.

Yeah, I’m worried about her. Her parents sound every bit the stereotype of horrible Hollywood parents that end up bankrupting their kids.

Stephanie’s success with Girl and the Goat and her other restaurants prove that she deserved the win. It pisses me off that her win is seen as “stolen” from Blais because she is fantastic and she just did better than him!

I love this analysis! It’s 100% true that the male chefs get rewarded for aggressively defending their dishes while the female chefs get punished for it.

Jenn could wipe the floor with that jerk and look great doing it. She’s a hundred times the chef he is.

I can’t figure that one out. Maybe his true cluelessness is keeping him young? Or vampire. Probably vampire.

They’re all like that. Stephen Miller, who is my age, looks older than my dad. Huckabee Sanders is only 35, I think (though her makeup artist is doing her no favors with that smokey eye for daytime look). Even Hope Hicks, who is objectively pretty, is looking older than 29 these days.

Oh yeah, Claudette. I did not like her attitude. Her LCK food sounded amazing and I would love to go to her restaurant but she thought a little too much of herself.

Lol at Logan Paul being the season villain because TRUE. This cast is super likable as a whole. I didn’t even mind Joestachio, who I thought I would hate because of the facial hair.

I’m a regular person but I knew you had to fully cook trout - though I’m from the Mountain West, so maybe it’s regional knowledge? I felt bad for Adrienne! It seemed like she might have won if not for that.

It’s ridiculous. I try to star the pendings bc it’s stupid people can’t participate if they really want to.