Yeah, you'd think the real story would be Baffert's enthusiastic entry.

Those appear to be yearbook photos rather than mug shots, so who knows what the victim actually pulled off. Mr. Ford has definitely been hit in the face by something though, even if it is only the ugly stick.

Cal U (or C.U.P. as us Edinboro fans call them) has been recruiting and taking in transfers from extremely questionable players over the past several years. Not to mention building a 13,000 seat arena that threw the entire state university system into massive debt. Fuck Cal

Yordano Ventura should be the template of how to live – do your best at your job and then go enjoy the rest of your life.

Bumgarner has made himself a baseball immortal. Congrats Giants.

I'm a Royals fan. I'm bummed they lost, but this was an amazing post season. Actually, I'm not that upset they lost, since watching them get this far was more than I'd ever expected.

Hilariously, probably.

I am going to go with bad pitching.

This is the first documented case of an old person moving from Tampa Bay to Chicago.

the undying devotion of millions of people who pump ungodly sums of money into their garbage-ass team

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.

That man sure can drop the Beats.

I don't think the cops handled this at all well, but yes, dogs need to be *under control* in public areas. Legally, that usually means leashed. I know of no state or national parks where dogs are allowed to be unleashed out in the open.

Run into this all the time where I live. "I'm in the country, and there's no…

No he wasn't. He was in a state campground where I'm sure there are rules for how pets are to be handled. I've had a dog for 20+ years and the only place he runs loose is in the actual outdoors (where other peoples and their dogs aren't) or my home. Anywhere else isn't 100% safe, and the animal doesn't understand…

These people are asking for it

Wow, someone more annoying than that M&M jacket guy at White Sox games.

I'm The Wiz, and nobody beats me!"

Sad, but

After a pitched battle and a brave display by the numerically superior French hooligans , the city of Lille is now a protectorate of the Everton Supporter's Trust.