don't forget "fracas!"

Police who arrived on the scene described it as a "riot"

Right? I almost punched my screen.

Guys, guys, calm down. It's okay. You BOTH get to not play in Europe next year.

That's less excruciating than my Friday nite: as I went to dumpster diving outside the Cheesecake Factory, I found Gino Toretta & Andre Ware had already picked it clean.

It's a UT Knoxville crowd. You don't have many options.

Tim hoped to be able to feed the five thousand, but it looks like he only gave food to 350.

I don't understand why she was so excited to get another slice of cake from a former Heisman winner, Troy Smith was her waiter last night.

Finally Cheyenne's fantasy had come true. Overcome with emotion, tears ran down her cheeks as she felt that knot tighten in her stomach like it had so many times before when she thought about it. And here it was, coming to fruition in front of her eyes. Her dream. Her fantasy. The excitement, the passion growing…

This is the first time in years that someone in Knoxville has cried tears of joy over something football related.

We didn't see the first attempt, where Tebow dropped the cake on the ground three yards in front of her.

Jesus Christ she really likes cake, huh?

Surprised he was able to complete the handoff.

Guy next her seconds later: So, are you a big Tim Tebow fan?

Or because she's 17 and occasionally poses in her underwear?

O'doyle rules

Still a bigger turnout than a Jacksonville Jaguars game.

Melinichenko is quite a common surname in Russia. The English translation is roughly McEnroe.

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.