Yordano Ventura should be the template of how to live – do your best at your job and then go enjoy the rest of your life.

Bumgarner has made himself a baseball immortal. Congrats Giants.

I'm a Royals fan. I'm bummed they lost, but this was an amazing post season. Actually, I'm not that upset they lost, since watching them get this far was more than I'd ever expected.

Hilariously, probably.

I am going to go with bad pitching.

This is the first documented case of an old person moving from Tampa Bay to Chicago.

the undying devotion of millions of people who pump ungodly sums of money into their garbage-ass team

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.

That man sure can drop the Beats.

These people are asking for it

Wow, someone more annoying than that M&M jacket guy at White Sox games.

I'm The Wiz, and nobody beats me!"

Sad, but

After a pitched battle and a brave display by the numerically superior French hooligans , the city of Lille is now a protectorate of the Everton Supporter's Trust.