Will this never cease to be the truth??

Almost every woman I know who has had a baby, planned and unplanned, drank and even did drugs and smoked unintentionally during their first few weeks and every single one of them has healthy children who don’t have FAS. It must say something about my friend group, but I seriously can't think of a single person I know…

The U.S. Olympic Trolling Judges award your performance a negative 10 points. A novice effort so lazy and unoriginal it doesn’t even rate an eyeroll.

What is the best course of action for human oil machines?

So basically we all just have to wait until someone figures out how to get a gun into Congress, then we mere mortals will be safe again (after a decade long filibuster.)

I don't think it will matter to those with the power to make a change until it is the building that they're in.

Any debate surrounding gun violence was over after Sandy Hook. We decided that killing first-graders was acceptable, and there’s not really any coming back from that.

Mmmm. Gravy covered cheese fries?! I still have not tried poutine. MAYBE we should have a guns for poutine drive. Like, you turn in your gun and someone gives you a plate of poutine. I am so into this idea. And hungry, so hungry.

Don’t look at me. I was finished with this crap 32yrs ago.

It would be a mistake to write this guy off as a random lunatic when he represents everything fundamentalist religions stand for. They seem to love forgiving men for crimes like abuse and rape and then go out of their way to demonize women for accessing legal health care.

Also, I just wanted to say pop off again. Pop off.

For a group of people who, despite all evidence to the contrary, already think that liberals are persecuting them and say we’re waging war on them, they really are hell-bent on pushing the right buttons to make that fantasy come to life. I shudder to imagine how they’ll feel when we collectively say ‘Fuck this shit,…

ISIS became powerful in large part because the Shia Muslims in Iraq have been fucking over the Sunnis since 2003. The Shia deathsquads created by the United States in `the surge`went on a brutal rampage and made ordinary people sympathetic to ISIS.

I think ISIS are horrible. But the United States has killed many more people than ISIS.

Almond milk has rather major water consumption issues.

Screw the almond milk. Coconut milk is the hotness.