@herfalsecoloredeyes: I'm seeing a whole neo-Katherine Hepburn look, here. Soft, wide-legged camel-colored trousers, silk button down shirt (maybe in blue?), an interesting scarf and bag...

@magnets: You forgot Cheez Whiz.

See? SEE? This is why I want to be famous, so that I can be in a Muppet movie. DAMMIT ALL!!!!!

@8-bittramp: I would watch that serial.

I have friends in Dar Es Saalam, and they met when designing tri-lingual condom packaging. True story. I can't wait to send them this link.

Mick, I've got a vexing problem for you. My 12-year-old nephew keeps making fun of my sister-in-law (his mom) for working in his school cafeteria. She took the job so that she can have time free to schlep him around and be home when he is. I think my nephew gets some teasing and is embarrassed that she's a "lunch…

@NefariousNewt: She was going to pierce his arguments with LOGIC.

"I don't like this I don't like this I DON'T! LIKE! THIS! MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!"

@septembergrrl: It reminds me of the case of the blogger who went after the folks who attended Wiscon, and then excused herself by saying she was a recovering anorexic.

@lisalynnmunro: Um, would a "happy birthday" from a fellow Jezzie help?

@The Faery Goth Mother: I am very nervous but also IN IT!!!!

It's ma BIRFDAY!!!! Sorry I wasn't around for Caturday, I would have posted pics of Myrddin Emrys (aka—oh let's not start, we'll be here all night.) I was whisked away for a lovely, romantic escapade! Oh, and food.

@wliaaw: I still harbor the belief that Muppets have trailers, lives outside the Muppet Show/Sesame Street/Farscape, that one day I'll just run into one of them in the street.

@conokie: ARRRGH! As a fellow birthday-er this weekend, WHIP YOUR HAIR!!!!

No offense to vampires, but I will be wearing a necklace of garlic to repel all three of these people.

@MSPgirl: I'm going for director of Alumni Relations at a University. The T is a light purple. Should I swamp it out for a white button down?

Hello all. I have another job interview on Wednesday (YEAH!!!). Let us speak of the interview suit. I am size 14P. No pencil skirts for me. So I have a fitted black blazer, a black long A line lined skirt, and I was thinking of wearing a dressy T and black pearls underneath, and plain black pumps with dark black…

@ilovesyouporgy: I'm with you. "Here, HOLD MY GOLD!"

At what point do you look at yourself in the mirror and say, "You know what? I've really crossed the line here." Apparently, never.

@Hell on Heels: Nope, and considering she once went after the author of a book about her appearance (basically trying to fat-shame her), and then posted a non-apology the next day, I am not a fan either.