Is there any way to adapt this to have it bake in a covered dutch oven? That was the best thing about the no-knead bread recipe—putting it in a heated vessel that had a lid, for the most AMAZING crust ever. Hmmmm. I will start experimenting and I shall report back. (rubs hands together in glee)

No, no, no. Go past the Au Bon Pain in Union Station, go outside, in the wee outdoor market, and there's a woman there who's selling baguettes and other delicious looking breads.

WRITHING! Not writing. Sorry!

I actually have pics of me dressed up in a kimono and wig when I was in fifth grade. None of us were thinking about the racial implications, but I am now writing with shame. Also, I would watch Transylvanian Shore, but I have LOTS AND LOTS OF PROBLEMS.

Would hipsters post sweet videos with Muppets and dogs? I think NOT.

Statler and Waldorf for the win!

Speaking as a former brat who would have tried to show the middle finger or something, anyone think this kid is A-OK in their book for just making faces? Also, this is the kind of coverage the Kardashian wedding deserves. NOT NEWS!

Holy. Farking. CARP.

I know. I totally woke up in a pile of kittens today. How the hell am I expected to venture out into 100+ degrees to my job if I'm waking up in kittens? I ASK YOU.

I won't lie. If there was a place near me that sold a mini-baguette with butter and my choice of jam to take with me to work, I would be in heaven. HEAVEN, DO YOU HEAR ME, SILLY VENDOR IN UNION STATION WHO ONLY HAD FULL SIZE BAGUETTES AND NO BUTTER?

Wait, WHAT???? And we don't have that here WHY?

I know DunDraCon is not a Duran Duran convention, but that's completely where my mind went.

This is the greatest comment EVAR.

#cotd

Something a la "True Hollywood Story"?

Which reminds me, I've got to go give money to a charity that helps people that can't afford pet medical care, hosted at the pet ER that treated my beloved Myrddin Emrys...brb...

Oh my love, BIG HUGS.

I wonder how she would have reacted if she didn't have the puppy. You think Joel was offstage somewhere yelling, "YOU FEEL NOTHING! NOTHING!!!!!!"

UGH. When I first moved to Maine, these schemes were huge. You couldn't go to a party without being strongarmed into "investing" in these things. I once got screamed at when I asked for a prospectus, if I was going to invest. Frightening.

Coming in late here. The point of manners is to make everyone feel at ease. If stepmom-in-law had problems with her stepson's fiancé, what would a nasty email do except breed resentment and anger? Also, I understand being upset by some behavior, but getting in digs about diabetes and her stepson for being in love with…