I need a CRT filter for my life.

I’m glad you asked. It is $1,530,000.

Didn’t take long for “That Guy” to show up

Oh man, I’m going to love this feature. Cannot wait to hear about Final Fantasy 2

This is Self-reflection. It’s a skill adults have. I’m pretty cool with it.

Oh please! You call that a code?

Dude, Mario Maker is AMAZING. Don’t let these criticisms stop you from digging in, or at least considering whatever follow-up they do. I’m not sure I’ve had more fun with a game in the last 10 years.

Yeah, because an update that does not even pose a full problem for everybody makes you happy not to have the game, but Patrick’s countless Mario Maker videos showing him having the time of his life does nothing for you.

It must be hard making sure Link’s dialogue is translated correctly

Awful TV? As a TV producer myself, I can say with 100% certainty, that you haven’t watched enough television. Perhaps you are prone to exaggeration, but the current TV landscape is so filled with such nigh-unwatchable crap that even the worst of the recent X-Files eps are a true gem by comparison.

Episode one was crap and boring.

Which culture is this? The youngest child I’ve ever seen naked on an American beach couldn’t have been older than 2.

“Do you feel it appropriate for a 13-year-old girl to be exposed to the anatomy of a boy?”

you’re right; I don’t know who this “Trumo” fellow is, but he’s got to be better than either of those two

There's something very nice about the amount of dedication and curiosity that goes into breaking a game as much as possible to achieve these things. From the countless hours that go into tool-assisted runs to get every action pixel perfect to the ways they use to vault across vast expanses of data to skip areas. Even…