No, this is the Internet, you can’t talk about anything without pissing everyone off.

No. That was my first thought; more inane trash that’ll be in a landfill within two years or under a pile of reaking clothes in the corner of a teen’s room until he moves out.

Fear is the dick killer.

We come to this place for...magic.
We come to AMC theaters to laugh, to cry....to use our popcorn buckets as a fleshlight.

Am I the only person who doesn’t give a fuck about the sexual nature of this and is just sad about the waste this will cause?

Your comment is literally the first time anyone’s mentioned a vagina on this page.  Have something you need to get off your chest?

Usul, we have men sticking their dicks into the popcorn sandworm the likes of which even God has never seen.

A human would remain in the novelty popcorn bucket and endure the pain.

Is that word “mayonnaise”? Because they seem to put more mayo on a sandwich than anything else.

They don’t even slice the meat as you order (which would be a huge hassle), it seems like they slice a bunch each morning and it just sits there all day in a pile in the cooler trays just like the pre-sliced stuff always did.

I know Jersey Mike’s, I served with Jersey Mike’s, and you Sir, are no Jersey Mike’s.

Executives need to justify their pay by making arbitrary decisions!

I work at shoprite, don’t make much more than minimum wage - and I can tell you at least in my store, on my shift those slicers are cleaned so well I’d happily serve my own grandmother anything off them. Not all of us are lazy and incompetent - in fact most of the people I work with bust their rears every shift.

I had a motorized meat slicer in my kitchen for years. Nothing over the top or industrial grade but it was great for more than just slicing meats; good for certain cheeses and veggies too. You could get paper-thin onion slices.

Yeah the meat really isn’t any different than before.  It seemed like a silly idea to begin with.

The real shame is that in 2024 we have boiled down and concentrated ALL vehicles virtue, EV, ICE or otherwise. Down to one metric.

Not that Tesla is the only one guilty of this sort of nonsense. I remember for years numerous auto manufacturers with quickish cars would brag about how their car was “faster than a Porsche.” Of course, they were referring to the base model, 201 Hp Boxster that managed a 0 - 60 time of just under 7 seconds, and not…

Musk caught lying?

Erin pretty well covered the biggest point of this, though.

Marketing BS aside, let’s think about it 2 seconds, this thing is faster on the 1/8 mile and not too far behind on the 1/4 mile as an icon of a sport car, towing a freaking Porsche 911.