Jezebel and Splinter are going to cause us to lose in 2020.

Yeah, that pie in the sky shit about providing healthcare and education like every other industrialized nation while also not destroying the planet. Real crazy shit.

I don’t often say this about a politician, but the more I learn about her, the more I like Ocasio-Cortez. Seriously.

I’m getting Reaverbot vibes.

Community college is for poors, don't ya know?

Don’t worry Mr. panda despite what they’d have you believe,

Excuse me. Your > is backwards.

I do not support panda... color-ism! 🤨

The Bucks are in big trouble.

Thank you! I am a gay man and I absolutely despise that word. I have no problem with the distinction, but please (ffs) pick a different word...one that doesn’t sound like “sissy”. Whoever chose “cis” should be fired.

I’m thrilled with the consolation prizes if the first place prize would have been watching a despotic self-appointed “liberator” succeed in conquering a country she has never stepped foot in before and assume  her “rightful” place on the throne because birthright. 

Sansa is Queen in the North, and didn’t “thank her rapist”, but said that adversity she had to overcome strengthened her.

Arya’s off exploring the edge of the world.

Brienne is Lady Commander of the Kingsguard and a member of the privy council.

Yara rules the Iron Islands.

But Daenerys went tyrant, so somehow the finale…

Yeah, didn’t like all the Dothraki and most of the Unsullied die at Winterfell? Dany is living in an RTS game where she can wait a few minutes for her barracks tiles to produce more infantry units.

In 50 years everyone will be in a nursing home muttering, “Bad writing” in a corner facing a wall.

At least Jon got to visit all his friends in the night's watch again. You remember? Those friends who stabbed him? Those were good times.

Fatalistic Panopticon is the name of my still tragically unreleased prog rock EP. All three tracks are 15+ minutes!

“Nepotism is bad, so this new system of governing will prevent that from being a problem,” Tyrion said, immediately before the newly appointed king granted his sister’s request for a sovereign state.

So you’re saying that Bran’s reign is crippled from the start? That’s harsh.

Basically just an astronomy club at this point.

Dhalsim is perfect, the dude’s face is very close to official artwork for the character