Why the goddamn fuck does anyone ever need to hear what Meghan McCain has to say?

Better version of that picture....

I would give the entirety of my 401K for him to legit step on that 10 foot tie and take a header like a 2 year old in a tragic shoelace incident.  I am as serious as my bladder when I have to pee.  

No wood. Absolutely zero wood here. The man kills ladyboners like fire burns oxygen. 

Woodchucks 2020

lol

Actually , this is pretty normal when discussing both the Senate and House party leaders, especially by congressional staff. It sounds odd but both sides do it and have for a while.

“If the Leader comments on being called a fascist and a supporter of ICE by a small handful of extremist protesters then I will let you know,”

you’re starting ubaby! i knew it.

He blamed it on his bad childhood.

please dont denigrate those shirt cuff’s embroidery IQ.

please don’t denigrate that generic fictional toddler’s IQ.

He added that “poor behavior” was not the best way to address his support of administration’s family separation policy.

“John Melendez, host of the podcast The Stuttering John, managed to speak to Donald Trump on the phone after posing as New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez. According to Melendez, he called the White House switchboard and made it through two call screens before Jared Kushner called him from Air Force One. Kushner…

Of course it was Kushner’s fault.

Hey, asshole, look at your job title. It’s “Legislator”.

Did Drake at any point consider that it might not be the greatest for his son to hear songs down the track about how he was an accident that his father was embarrassed about?? Because shit, I’m sure his son will grow up knowing the situation and all, but its a different thing to have it out there as music for public…