I’d like to think I have a reputation on this site for either well-thought out opinions or witty retorts.

It’s no goddamn joke, on a hot day I’m more nervous than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

HELP ELECT BETO O’ROURKE and unseat Ted Cruz!! The campaign can use text bankers, call team members, canvassers, and more.

It needs to be made crystal clear that each and every GOP congressmen completely and totally supports sending kids to concentration camps.

Cameron, I’m gonna need you to put Jason Schreier on the trail of this game right now. I need pictures of the Kill la Kill videogame on my desk yesterday!

“Doesn’t get any lower than that” says man taking children away from families seeking asylum while lying about it to deflect blame from himself.

Someone needs to sit Tim Rogers down and have a chat about hygiene and proper grooming.

As I mentioned, I expect there to be around 6-10 new fighters out of the gate. What I’m hoping for really, is that they keep DLC going for years and keep enticing us with new characters, content and SKINS. Skins especially make so much sense from a business perspective, but they only added costumes for Mii fighters…

It’s everything I wanted, except that it looks like there won’t be that many new comers. One of the best parts of the past few games has been the anticipation of new character reveals and the Christmas morning surprise when a character you like makes the roster. Getting to mess around with new fighters and finding one…

I think 4.99 feels more fair. To someone who’s played every smash Bros., yeah not as mind blowing. But if your only Smash was the most recent one then all of those returning characters and adjusted mechanics are going to feel incredibly great. This feels like Smash: the polishing. It’s cleaning up so many rough edges…

If I hear asylum seekers referred to as illegal immigrants or attempting to enter illegally I’m going to scream. It is perfectly legal to present yourself at a boarder crossing and request asylum. People are being arrested and detained and their children taken away for a completely legal act. The media is failing to…

It is time to return the earth to the plants and animals.

Yup. This whole attitude of “nah, can’t happen here” is no longer something to take for granted. The wheels are off the bus.

I was super excited when they released Star Ocean TTEOT on PS4. All those hideous jaggies are gone!

I absolutely loved Tales of Symphonia back in the Gamecube days, but I’m not going to lie: Vesperia completely blows it out of the water. The characters are better and more interesting, there’s greater flexibility in customizing them, the story starts off seemingly fairly stereotypical but throws some really…

Obama was the succulent schnitzel between two stale, moldy pieces of white bread.

I just want to point out that you can reach the game’s official site via the url mechamericagreatagain.com. Congratulations to Devolver Digital for making the only “Make X Great Again” joke that I have ever found to be funny.

Well in that case, as a flaming liberal socialist snowflake, I can think of nothing that would upset me more than trump supporters using their precious firearms to shoot off their own dicks. Yessiree, NOTHING would be more upsetting than that! I sure hope they don’t find out that is kryptonite for Liberals!

Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

Can I just point out that the Warriors are 3-1 in the last four trips to the Finals? I think LeBron needs to stay in Cleveland because it seems like history shows that the Cavs are about to win three in a row now.