I don’t care if this story is as fake as the day is long, it is REAL tabloid gossip. This is tabloid gossip as it used to be in its glory days before the Kardashians/Real Housewives/Hadids stole all of the covers, along with the odd “Jen is Pregnant” story.

“Ha ha! I violated my wife’s right to her own bodily autonomy! Fun times!”

Exactly, it’s always been a bigoted cesspool but people are willing too look past it because of their hipster veneer, even after they took investments from Murdoch.

Matching pearl necklaces for them all.

There is a vas deferens between this and your standard wedding shot.

Not trying to make light of a shitty story, but was Tom Cruise’s character (who also kept screaming about Diet Coke) supposed to be a parody of Weinstein?

Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

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California had the single worst anti-Asian violence in US history. Also, California was stolen from a bunch of people by bombing the civilians repeatedly with artillery, so that’s actually in the manual.

South Dakota Senator John Thune says it’s the victims fault that they got shot because they stood there like dumb targets instead of “get[ting] small”.

I know. There literally is no bottom to this barrel.

Fuck it, I’ll do it.

They only like the second phrase of the second amendment. Wayne LaPierre has a framed petit point tapestry in his office that replaces that inconvenient phrase about well regulated militias with an ellipses.

Maybe we do need a civil war in this country, so the gun nuts can live out their fantasies of dying gloriously to preserve their freedom to kill other people, the same way that Civil War re-enactors (the intersection of the set of whom with the set of gun nuts is very large) have the fantasy of dying gloriously to…

It is extremely difficult to screw in a screw without a screwdriver. Hard to tighten a nut without a wrench. Hard to shoot someone without a gun. Most people understand that tools are purpose-built.

“You can’t legislate against evil.”

Same, and I’ve been saying if this was ANYTHING else, we wouldn’t even blink about “politicizing” it. If there was a massive salmonella outbreak because the FDA had loosened restrictions on food safety, would people be asking us to not “politicize” the issue out of respect to those effected? No, they’d be up in arms…