This is my Tiger Woods take. And you’re free to shit all over it, but I stand by it.
Tiger’s downfall was getting married. As soon as that engagement was announced, Derek Jeter should have had a goddamn intervention for him.
Tiger was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time and racking up majors at similarly steady…
WE AINT GOT TIME FOR JIBBA JABBA! Next scene!
Sam has always been so good to Gilley that I think I might give him a pass. I think it was less of a shut down moment and more of a “oh my god I hate this and I need to figure out how to get my family the hell out of here and these old guys are so stupid and going to get us all killed and PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…
To be fair, Gilley’s been actually illiterate until like 5 minutes ago lmao
Listen the legal protection alone is something you guys need to discuss no matter what you decide. If one of you gets sick, if you aren’t married then you may have limited access to them or their finances. If you have children and one of you dies and the house isn’t in your name, their could be legal repercussions etc…
Whelp, The Root is taking this latest act of terrorism in Charlottesville to pigeonhole all The White People again. There is no nuance over there and it’s devolved into something as nasty and intellectually neutered as a reddit forum. If you’re white, fuck you you’re a racist. And if you think you’re not racist, it…
Buy bottle cap futures!
Imagine being so fragile that you think the STATUE OF LIBERTY is somehow a liberal conspiracy.
You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.
Any Republican ever using a Springsteen song.
Can’t send Eric or Don cause they’d shoot that elephant.
Melania Trump has thoughts...
Those games you mention actually look worse at higher resolutions, because the “cleaner presentation” actually makes surfaces flatter and reveal some of the illusions hidden behind the 320x240 pixels.
To all the commenters over on giz: see this is why you can’t be writing shit like this at work. Whether you agree with what he said or not, it’s a liability for the company.
He couldn’t find Guam on a map of Guam.
I’m as disappointed as anyone that it isn’t actually Dr. Someskull-or-other. This is how the world ends. Not with a terrifying speech to all the assembled leaders of the world, warning them all of the awesome power of an unimaginably powerful doomsday device and demanding an unbelievable sum of money and power; but…
I love this man and his undefined arms and his weird facial hair.