I can just imagine Jack, disheveled and sloughing to his kitchen. Sits down with his coffee, half asleep, and grabs the paper. As he slowly begins to comprehend what’s on the front page, his eyes widen and the biggest shit-eating grin forms.

Oh lord. Wait till they find out Mortal Kombat is still around and gorier than ever! Hillary’s gonna need an oxygen tank and some smelling salts. 

I feel like Tsushima is going to be a regular around here for decades to come.

I’m more alarmed at the “populist description”. Unless they refer to the population occupying the top floors of the ivory tower. She’d never survive in the back of snow piercer.

You underestimate the conservative base’s ability to vote for nut jobs that they’d like to bang.

My only hope is that Baron becomes a raging liberal activist like Ron Reagan Jr. Then again, he’s more sheltered than a 3-legged cat. 

Must not flash tits. Must not flash tits!

It boggles my mind that this game looks to be a sequel to a game that never came to switch despite being a perfect system to port it to.

So KT could’ve made a Zelda, DQ and Fire Emblem spin-off with actual depth instead of tediously mashing the attack button at trash mobs? Well then. FUCK YOU KOEI TECMO.

They surely love the aggressively liberal slant that is HBO programming. Also, are your colleagues aware that Outlander is basically historical smut with fancy costumes?

Why do people keep reminding me of how my favorite GoT character got his dome squished by a giant Norseman. Do you take pleasure in re-opening the wound over and over?

Wait, did DARE actually increase drug use or was it just utterly ineffective in curtailing it?

Its funny you mention burnout, because when I was trying to think of a game that has exhilarating speed and tight control, Burnout 3 and Revenge were the first to come to mind. Those games perfected track design that gave you just enough visual information to react to what was just ahead and the controls to do it.…

It has little to do with your bathroom etiquette and everything to do with diet. Low-fiber means harder, more solid turds and less frequent trips, so you have larger bowel movements. Eating a lot of meat does that also.

Exactly. The thing is though, the tech and precedents are there to make a Sonic game that feels great to control and smooth, both in 2D and 3D environments. One of the biggest improvements I’ve seen in the past generation  is in how games have managed to make huge Quality of Life improvements with a handful of…

Every time I see lists like these, I have to ask myself if Sonic was ever really that good, or just the beneficiary of great marketing, a cool gimmick and console war nostalgia. Maybe it’s because Sonic was literally going at the greatest platformer series of all time in Mario and Sonic’s best games arguably were…

Ehhh. When was the last time Birth of a Nation was shown in a theatre or on TV? Did banishing it to the shadows of shame erase it from our psyche? Just because he disappears from a few media forms doesn’t mean we won’t be constantly reminded of how he fucked this country for the next century.

God I miss those days. Ted Cruz would’ve received so many ass-beatings  , he’d flinch every time he passed a portrait of Teddy Roosevelt. 

They do push a lot of the same IPs and for good reason (I never want them to stop making Mario or Zelda games), but they do try new things as much/more than the average developer. Splatoon, Arms, Labo, and ect. They just have a ton of too-tier 1st party franchises that overshadow them. But it seems like every Gen they…

Anyone else disappointed that KoF 15 is going 3D again? Lol. It looks good, but man did the sprite work in XIII look amazing! I always wished more studios would emulate the ArcSys pseudo-2D style.