“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

this was akin to being near drowning in the middle of the ocean when suddenly a toaster floats by and thinking “ya know, this just might work...”

Also, congratulations to republican and businesswoman, Carly Fiorina, who just cut the overhead of the Cruz campaign by 100%. That’s how you turn around a company!

The best part about the #nevertrump movement is that they were pinning their hopes on this asshole.

This is partially true, but as we’ve seen, Trump is also rallying the inbred, uneducated, racist faction of the nation’s population who either already voted Republican to keep down the blacks and Muslims and Mexicans, or didn’t vote before because no candidate was vocally enough against the blacks, Muslims, and…

But, but...but: baseball. Actually, watching George Will yammer about baseball in the Ken Burns film made me like baseball less. You just know George has a shrine to Kenesaw Mountain Landis in an alcove just off his sex dungeon.

Why the hell is she smiling/jokingly laughing while she asks that question? When is someone going to grow some balls and put this motherfucker on a stove?

Let’s cut Goodell some slack here. They’ve got him on Skype or something. He probably only saw part of the video.