yes, but we probably would have had democratic presidents for a LOOOONG time after that.

That's actually trashier when I would have expected from the Palins, and that's saying a lot. They invite themselves over, as a family, to other people's birthday parties? They take a limo to get there? This combined party involved people from their early 20s to their 60s and 70s, and apparently everyone was…

I'll give them this, they would have been hilarious in the White House.

that stands for he has MBA from Phoenix.

My brother just this last week was talking about trying to meet new ladies and said, "Sometimes I see a pretty girl on the street and I think about talking to her, but then I don't because all my friends that are girls have told me they hate that and don't feel safe." My heart grew three sizes.

This, exactly. I know myself that I'm in no way a potential rapist, but I also know that if you stand me beside an actual rapist, you will not be able to tell the difference.

#notalldudes

I'm not calling anyone out, its really well done, but I just have to believe this is fake. At least so I can continue to exist in this world, I must believe it is fake.

Your 40 Year-Old, Male, Single, 5'10", Fit, Bald, Caucasian, Hazel-Eyed, Overeducated, Nice Dressing, Wine- and Food-Obsessed, West Loop-living Secret Admirer

My book doesn't even have any writing in it! The sunglasses are an optical illusion. AM I EVEN REALLY ON THE SUBWAY??

Dear Single Men of (Insert Any City Here),

IT PUTS THE SMILE ON ITS FACE OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

I smell an elaborate troll.

Local Chicago woman likes to scowl at all times, gives zero fucks if you find her unapproachable.

Bugger off and stop giving your fellow Chicagoans a bad name, dude.

Not a thing I ever said, but thanks for playing.

Yeah, it's definitely the small children who are at the mercy of this man, not the other way around. It's a mistake to think that he'll be compelled to treat them like human beings when he so obviously fails to do that with half of the human race (the half of which these children ostensibly are members). I'd rather…

I don't know if we should consider his girls to be a karmic payback inflicted on him, so much as additional potential victims for his obviously abusive behaviors.

After watching a few episodes of Couples Therapy where he terrorized and emotionally abused their mother, I hope they reach their thirteenth birthday without a full-blown eating or self-harm disorder, and a solid escape plan.

His career isn't the only thing that's sickening, and I find it worrying that he specifically wanted daughters.