Here’s the thing that pisses me off about guys like that (this professor, not your friend.) It’s that I understand them.

No shock that he decided to regulate the facial hair after hurting his arm on the hump. It’s funky, but bears no deep personal meaning to him. It ain’t nothing but a G thang.

Number one sign you have CTE:  You think your CTE is fixable.

“Striker is Slightly Less Self-Aggrandizing than Usual”

The opening rant that Daniels does is phenomenal.

Opinions vary. I loved Sports Night.

I dunno, that speech during the pilot episode was pretty deep and inspirational.

Everything is like that, someone probably spend hours creating it. Not these comments, but everything else.

But but but but according to my US Amercia uncle, Canada’s Healthcare system is the fucking worst. He argued that for profit is better because the money was “more efficient” and you got better doctors (the same uncle who was a surgeon and lost everything to a malpractice settlement because of incompetence.)

At least we didn’t Russian to anything over there.

I’m not really like this. Can I please get ungreyed?

Can you imagine trying to catch the bouquet with those tiny arms? No wonder they died out

He wrote Now You See Me 2. Dude should never work again. 

Goddammit, beat me to it! Have all the fucking stars! Here, have them!

No kidding. The thing, too, in my opinion is that the stigma needs to come off of drug abusers / addicts — that they’re all evil incarnate, hellbent on dragging as many people down as possible and stealing, mugging and killing as necessary along the way. I have friends who are/were recreational users and friends who…

“That’s not like him...” they say.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

only white troops matter*

As a former soldier, this is appalling. I have many friends whose kids were born in Germany, Japan, and Italy. Now there will be questions as to whether their parents were American enough? I understand there are layers to this in regards to citizens born here vs. naturalized, but if you’re willing to carry a rifle for…

I don’t know, I’d rate Jackson or Johnson as worse.  But honestly, that trio would be the worst version of fuck, marry, kill.