chrlyintoronto
chrlyintoronto
chrlyintoronto

The correct take.

My nuanced take: Ferrari is overstepping their bounds but I, also, would not want to be associated with those nasty-ass shoes.

The only leader who is actually colored is Trump. Although painted would probably be more accurate.

People like Danielle Stella are the reason we have warning stickers on hairdryers telling you not to use them in the shower.  

“It's about time we lowered the temperature across the board. Because I, for one, cannot thermoregulate."

Actual good looking, smart stable genius:

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Speaking as an old white guy (58), I don’t understand what the crying is about. I think she might make a great Ariel. She has a lovely smile and has already proved she has talent. That is all that matters. Man I wish all the petty folks would get over themselves. I think it will be a good movie.

In the fine tradition of Danish Calypso songcraft, obviously.

Oh man, for almost the entire article I misread her name as “Halle Berry” and I couldn’t understand why she was the go-to for Ariel. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Halle Berry, but she does not a teenage mermaid make.

Yea pretty much everything you complained about is what I like about the car.

Honda just going retro if you ask me :

Transaction prices are probably rising because the only people buying cars are wealthier people, hence, more expensive cars - last time I looked at the data, a lot of car categories are holding fairly steady on pricing, except for the better selling segments, like CUVs and SUVs.

Go ahead, issue him a parachute. It’s not like he’s going to figure out how to use it in time.

“We called ours Summer camps”

Your last couple of sentences are dead on. If you can’t compare things to the holocaust, it’s not possible to learn anything from it. And if there’s no lessons to be learned from it, what's the point of memorializing? 

The problem as Adams see it is none of those qualities in and of themselves. Dilbert the character is the smart, hardworking Computerman and the boss is evil because he isn’t as smart as Dilbert and doesn’t know anything about computers. Adams’ conservatism is of that slightly libertarian, completely ego-driven

Never refer to Toronto as “the six” because you will sound like an idiot/American idiot and we all think it is stupid as fuck. Thank you.