Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

Lacrosse has been the national sport of Canada since 1859.

It’s also the national sport of Canada.

Except for the native people who came up with the game.

“Former tight end” is just rubbing it in.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

There’s no paper. There’s no fountain pen. There are three digital screens - all of which do the same thing, but two of them could use a bluetooth keyboard and one of them has a keyboard, but that keyboard can’t be used with the other two and there’s no paper and I’ve decided not to use a period anymore because who…

He just made his grandmother frameous.

I wonder, about the tears in children’s eyes

Mandatory :

C’mon, Tim. I thought covering the end of Roman reigns was Patrick Wyman’s beat.

Baylor: 52 women allege being assaulted by football players? “We need to proceed with caution. In fact, let’s just pretend nothing happened. Remember, we have no obligation to make our campus safe for the students who pay to be here.”

CCU began their investigation into the team after someone sent an anonymous letter to the president of the university alleging that the team was involved in a prostitution ring

More like Horny County!

Also, as numerous “family values a.k.a anti-LBGT” Republicans can tell you, you can, in fact, cheat on your wife with a man.

Yeah, all this really tells me is none of these guys work with women. There’s nothing noble about refusing to eat lunch with a coworker.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.