My only regret is that I only have one star to give.

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

I’m appalled they figured out how to cut/paste/link/post anything.

This post is satire by humor writer Alexandra Petri

A robot is played by a white person. How can anyone possibly enjoy it knowing that Calculon is currently out of work?

I hate every ape I see from chimpan-A to chimpanzee. You’ll never make a monkey out of me!

Any time I read an article about the depths of fighting games I realize I’m never going to be anywhere near knowledgable about them. But luckily I can still have some fun blindly mashing buttons like a hyperactive chimp.

So, a few years back, he did a six-episode stint on Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD as a villainous mastermind. It was kind of a nothing part in the grand scheme of things, and the show itself is fun but not much more than that. But the part was squarely in Cocky Macho Doofus territory, and man oh man did he act the…

Agree, as long as movies with Mark Wahlberg and Adam Sandler are being made, not all movies celebrate what it means to live a life.

Seriously, that is just straight up pretentious nonsense.

She’s amazing. MOST of her speech was amazing, but...

You’re absolutely correct, Hamilton, journalists are not heroes. Everybody knows that it is the copy editors who are the true heroes.

This is not to piss on Ilitch’s generosity—he helped pay part of Rosa Parks’ rent late in her life—but rather to point out what many won’t, or at least haven’t. Ilitch was simply a tremendously wealthy pizza mogul with a bad wig who exploited the city council, capitalized on a depressed real estate market, and spent…

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Challenge for the next 4 years: Find a story about Donald Trump where ‘this is horrifying’ is not a context appropriate descriptor of what is happening.

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Jesus. Who'd have imagined Rob also got all the brains?

Each time the phrase “Survey says!” was uttered, the Gronks kept mishearing it as “Cervezas!” and Yo Soy Fiesta took over.