I only post really stupid shit or moderately hostile comments and I’m ungrey. I have, literally, nothing to offer.

Mary Poppins here. I fucking love everyone when I’m drunk and will sway up to you and tell you that you are the best human being alive and I respect you and also you are so pretty and nice that I don’t even deserve to know you, no, don’t look at me, I’m ashamed to have someone as wonderful as you look at me. People…

They played for wake forest.

Did a project with a few freshman football players back in college, and we would play that year’s edition together. It was very clear that, even as freshman at pre-Grobe Wake Forest it was them in the game.

I applied for a part-time job there to keep me afloat during grad school. I don’t know if the application is the same everywhere, but the Canadian one is BANANAS. Like, I don’t fucking know “what song best describes my life”, lululemon, and if I did, I wouldn’t tell you.

Everyone quit saying that this judge “must be fucking the dad or something”. The judge is a shit, her decisions did not have the children in mind, and she said disgusting things throughout the hearing.

Awesome read. I work in a software development team and all my colleagues pretty much meet your poor social networking mould.

I had never used a Windows-based machine. Only Macs and Unix machines. So I honestly had no idea how to put my CD into the computer and then view its contents. And I had gone to graduate school in computer science.

you have every right to be as bitter, ranty, and furious as you want. every right.

Thank you very much. I know I sound bitter & ranty but this bullshit is way too familiar & it makes me fucking furious.

It certainly speaks volumes about the father that he went along with this ruling.

trollette is trolling.

This is pretty much EXACTLY what happened to me during my parents divorce. My father was an abusive, selfish, cruel asshole who almost broke my mother’s hand (to say nothing of the years of emotional abuse. My brothers were spared that bullshit, thank god, it was just my mom & I that had to deal with it) & I refused…

Preach. - A father of three adopted children

“With the Aussies, particularly with the males, it’s the masculinity. In the U.S. we have this relatively asexual or unisex area with sensitive young men and we don’t have many Channing Tatums or Chris Pratts, while the Aussies do. It’s a phenomena.”

I hate all these celebrity paternity stories (this one, the constant rumors about Khloe Kardashian, etc.). Regardless of the DNA test, Bill Clinton is her father. That’s how parenthood works. Biological origins are useful for medical histories, and that’s about it; they are certainly of no use to the public. All of…

“[Money], I just feel like it’s not important.”

I prefer YoSaffBridge’s Bible to that one.