That was worth the five-year wait!

Two weeks ago I was stuck at Laguardia for eight hours waiting for a Delta flight that was eventually just cancelled. It was more Sartre than Kafka, and we got no pizza, only these:

Never let it be said that the Trump era stood in the way of new venues of entrepreneurship!

I do not like this future landscape. Can I at least get an EMT to remove my gall bladder with a rusty X-Acto knife? Is that too much to ask?

This is the oil exec, with no government or diplomatic experience, suddenly America’s top diplomatic face to the world. Like hiring an AVAC mechanic to be your hernia surgeon. The Trump regime seems to value ignorance and inexperience over all things when contemplating important jobs.

That’s good news. We need every little scrap of good news we can get.

Good. Because our children and grandchildren will read these little petrified bleats of petulance, ignorance and obvious lies and look at us and ask “What the fuck were you thinking?” And we can feel the shame we deserve to feel for failing so spectacularly as a grown-up nation.

The Houston Chronicle is a pretty well-thought-of paper. It’s a little surprising.

Missus chritter is a neurologist, so I have a little understanding. Good luck and Godspeed to you in days ahead! Medicine seems like a rewarding career to this outsider. :)

I don’t know. That’s why I just threw up my hands and said I was confused. It seems a fairly basic error of simple fact at some point, that just keeps getting repeated. Neurologists, in the great medical divide between cutters and pill-pushers, are very much the latter.

“Two married Houston neurologists were nearly deported after immigration officials refused to extend their temporary permission to remain in the United States... in addition to possibly jeopardizing those of dozens of patients scheduled for specialized surgery with the doctors in the coming weeks.”

Doesn’t look like anyone’s leaping at his offer, exactly.

Jared Kushner, with no experience in government, will work with a bunch of other people with no experience in government to tell us what’s wrong with government.

Spork chawps alla Pizzaiola, with mac n’ cheese and garlicky spinach.

Close!

Damn, all this winning has me absolutely exhausted.

THEY DON’T HAVE THE VOTES!

Bigots, hate groups and white supremacists everywhere seem to be flush with excitement these days, thrilled with the nation’s new direction.

Thereby ensuring it’s dead on arrival in the Senate.

Oh? What did I miss?