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This sounds like some nonsense I’d say to my buddy Gene after we’re stoned to the bone and watching Robocop.

I got about halfway into typing “I hope Lebron James is a character” before realizing that honestly there’s about a 70% chance that the basketball court from Space Jam A New Legacy will be a stage in this.

“Policing is a difficult, dangerous job”

This is the kind of burn Chan normally only experiences when sliding down a three-story pole covered with lights, then falling through a glass roof into a mall kiosk.

“say something in the comments if you think this would’ve made for a good slideshow.”

reminds me of an old Steven Wright bit:

Yeah my agreement as well. The world is soo shitty and brutal. Everyone is just struggling to survive when everything wants to kill you. I really never thought about it being a fascist play.

I’m not sure the movie is espousing a might-makes-right philosophy. It’s just a lawless world where might equals survival and possibly power. And Conan’s the baddest motherfucker in it. It’s more Road Warrior than Triumph of the Will.

Aw, no mention of Basil Poledouris’s legendary score for the film? It practically makes the movie. Conan’s prayer to Crom intercut with Thulsa Doom and his riders closing in as the sweeping music plays always gets to me.

I would’ve gone with This is 40, the Knocked Up sequel no one remembers seeing.

Zoolander 2 would also have worked nicely there.

they already remade it as Booksmart anyway

“‘Well that’s like saying don’t make the second episode of the The Sopranos. Like, so why do you think we would screw up the second one?’”

No, Judd, it’s like saying don’t make Anchorman 2.

That Nightwing gameplay feels weird. He seems to rarely hit the same enemy twice in a row, constantly sliding twenty feet to the guy behind him to hit him once and then slide back. It felt kind of disjointed. The Batgirl and Robin stuff from like a year ago felt a lot more fluid. 

I think part of it is just Sam Worthington himself, he’s literally blandness personified.  

Daily Beast says immediately after the attack, Chappelle made a joke of his own, reportedly saying the assailant was a “trans man”

I don’t want to spoil the end of The Walking Dead, but Daryl finally crossbows all the zombies in North America.

Then he and Carol ride a motorcycle to Europe.

So Will wasn't Arcade Fired?

Those questions he poses about a possible ‘Spider-Man 4' are questions he should’ve asked before making ‘Spider-Man 3.’