—Chad, honey? Maybe you shouldn’t watch the draft if it makes you feel sad.

Not that impressive. This kid’s not deaf, dumb, or blind.

In Soviet Russia Defense Hardens You.

So, has Harden been improving his defense by Putin in extra time after practice?

Rumor is the Russians have some film footage of Harden playing defense, but they’re keeping it under wraps...

Prediction: This child will grow up to get blowjobs from Bills fans in exchange for Tyrod Taylor jerseys, piss on little children at stadium urinals, and use the F-word as noun, verb, and adjective.

The Yankees are just pissed that somebody has found a way to bring food into the stadium.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

Are Raider fans really any worse than the fanbases for other NFL teams? I don’t think so. Case in point:

Colorblindness is one of those made-up ailments, like gluten sensitivity, AIDS, and leprosy.

Yeah it’s complicated, seems like it would be a lot easier for people to just be “not colorblind.”

El Paso school takes an El Paso

Well that’s what happens when you try to get the same guy for your 90th anniversary gala that you had for your grand opening ceremonies.

He’s still a king in my book. Thanks to him I’m reading this on an iPhone I bought at a pawn shop! Thanks, Rex!

27? Fuck. Pre-frontal cortex AND amygdala consumed by CTE? Just fuck.

As a Browns fan, I'm convinced that if they fielded such a team, it would match the total of victories this year.