Speaking of stupid crap worn by baseball players. What they hell is the rope shit that 90% of them wear around their necks? It is like they are wearing rope to tie up small boats at the dock.

This was the same exact question I had. The runner makes a beeline straight for the 2nd baseman not even attempting to get to the bag, puts his arm directly in the path of the throw...it's not even subtle. It's deliberate interference. Everyone knows exactly what he was doing out there but because baseball's rulebook…

Nix intentionally hit Ahmed in retaliation for Delgado hitting McCutchen in retaliation for Frieri hitting Goldschmidt in retaliation for Pence not being able to parallel park.

"If I could just get my hands on @MichelleDBeadle right now, I'd demonstrate EXACTLY what I was trying to say!"

OK allow me to be that guy...But I really think this suspension is fair.

Has a black person ever come up and thanked you for being such a great white knight?

So for years women have wanted men to be more invested in the whole having a child thing, than turning around five years after a birth and asking "who is the short guy who is living here now?"

A perfectly cromulent usage of cromulent...