Nice straw man, dickmouth.

This only happens a handful of times every season. Umps have blown that many calls in a single game. If you put men out there to snag foul balls, they'd fuck up a handful of times every season too. Your argument is weak, and it makes you look like an elitist asshole.

Fantastic.

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I don't have feelings. Nice try, though.

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why would anyone criticize Beane the same way they criticize Brian Cashman? If a team like the Yankees or Dodgers are determined to just buy a championship, then they deal with more criticism for failing, because their investment isn't as justifiable. Beane makes all the right moves. Blaming him for a team that…

Nah, I think I'll stick around. It's not everyday I meet someone as self-important as you.

"I'm Patty and I value my opinion so highly that I feel like I'm justified in going around and telling people what is and isn't funny."

It's funny that you try to insult me for contributing this argument, yet you yourself are continuing this argument as well. Also, I believe my spelling has been on point, so your attempt to disengage me with sarcastic drivel goes unheeded. You're sad. And old. Your best years are behind you and you know it. I'm the…

This is just fantastic.

1. I point blank showed you an example of your hypocrisy. I showed you your own words. That's the opposite of a delusion (even though, technically you just admitted to being a hypocrite and not caring)

Serious question: Do pornographers pay you to shove your head up your own ass, or is that just more of a hobby for you?

Ha! More gems from Patty!

Oh my God, I love it!

Save it for your therapist.

Bottom line: you think it's okay for you to judge other people, while also telling others not to judge you. You're a hypocrite.

I've been reading your other comments and I've noticed a pattern with you: instead of saying anything of substance after being contributed with logic, you just start hurling insults and trying to be funny.

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