Are you saying the BMW is a Transformer?

Your bros were so preoccupied whether or not they could they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

“America is essentially a 3 year old child.”

You are not the only one confused. Where is Steve Lehto when you need him?

Well a tiny piece of anything is typically all his miniscule hands can grab.

As far as I’m concerned, this officially kicks off the 2017 racing season.

The Miata people are going to come after you, but only in twos.

Why don’t you just make notch 7 faster?

congrats! you now have something in common with old nascar fans!

This is what happens when you send gun enthusiasts to do a truck enthusiast’s job.

More of a Shelbyville idea.

Maybe they can turn the factory into a monorail factory.

The manufacturers championship means lots of money. There is no money for the drivers championship. Follow the money.

I hate this trend towards loud and proud branding. Knock it the hell off, automakers.

This mannequin nonsense is getting out of hand

It’s okay, no matter what happens the Zumwalts will always be able to tumblehome

Give something a German name and a huge price tag and you’re just asking for mechanical problems after the warranty’s up. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

“Minor cosmetic damage.”

Chappelle nailed this on SNL a couple of weeks ago