Tawdry as their subjects may be, TMZ has a stellar record when it comes to accuracy. They really don’t like being sued for defamation, so they work hard to keep their shit nailed down.

As every tech support person knows, it’s always the user.

If you must key a car, THIS is the one.

You were not.

Yep. They should have kept the falcon doors a concept-only feature.

And knowing is half the battle!

My parents bought one of these new when I was in high school. Whatever innovations it may have laid claim to upon release, it still wasn’t a particularly good car. I hated driving it and I don’t think my parents missed anything about it after it gave up the ghost.

Girls, girls, girls. You’re BOTH pretty.

I will be of your flock, pastor.

Hey, give her some credit! She also ruined Compaq too.

Yup. Lose the wheel and, if you’re too tall, drop in through the top of the cage. It’s much easier. #tipsfromaverytallguy

Why would Jabba fire a bookie droid? Bookies don’t deal with the probability of a win, they deal with payout odds based on the bet line. Unless they make a calculation error on the line, a bookie should always come out ahead since they are really just brokering bets and taking a cut of all bettors’ money.

It’s a tipping point for the company. It is quite possibly a tipping point for desirable electric cars available to large numbers of consumers. Average income in a MASSIVE market doesn’t really matter. If it did, then all luxury cars could be ignored (wouldn’t that make for a sad Jalopnik?)

I can think of no better way to increase traffic safety than to deploy pepper spray into traffic. What could possibly go wrong? I agree this guy shouldn’t be making stops; he needs to be teaching recruits at the academy. He’s got a brilliant mind for policing!

Anecdotally, I have met a lot of younger adults who put off learning to drive until after they graduated college. Many of these people grew up in Los Angeles, so it’s not like there wasn’t value in driving for them. I don’t know if it was a broader trend or just isolated islands of non-drivers, but it did seem to me…

You have to drink a lot if you want the sleeper to awaken.

Exactly. App switching is slower than finding and launching the app directly if you have to sort through the 3 dozen apps you’ve used in the past week.

Agreed. It’s no big to deal to move through messages that don’t require anything of you and if there is something urgent waiting, why wouldn’t you want more time to deal with it rather than finding out later? I dunno, maybe it’s because I remember being young and having jobs where no email checking is required - those…

Last time I checked, the GOP isn’t particularly excited about Trump either. The Republican party most certainly does not advocate greater tolerance of racism. Why would you assume that any condemnation of racist behavior (or those who would endorse it, in this case) is necessarily coming from a Democrat? It’s this…

Why damage a perfectly good wiper blade, when all you have to do is put gobs of vaseline on it. It’s a surprise lying in wait!