ILL DRUNK WHEN I SAY I AM

Best philly driving story:

As an American, I too find the 99% of these over-sized trucks which never get used for any real work and instead pick up the kids from school as being utterly ridiculous. I also don't think that its totally out of line to suggest that some who buy these things are definitely "compensating" for something much the same…

I've lived in Boston, Chicago and Philly, and Philly has without a doubt the worst drivers I've ever seen. When you add in every highway other than 95 is only 2 lanes wide, it's misery.

Yeah, but unlike a Mustang you won't look like a complete and total douchebag driving this.

Rosas Corsa translates to resale red in English.

Surprisingly, red supercars are more likely to be speeding than beige hatchbacks.

Two wheels bad?

This is the most response ever.

it was in your heart all along

Look at me. Look at your man. Look back at me. The elephant is wearing roller skates. The roof is covered in WD-40. I am now a cheese grater.

He's a giant cuntsack. That cashier wasn't the one that gave him the ticket, no reason to make her job difficult.

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Some people have no cents at all.

Oops I almost gave a fuck

If I had the means to purposely destroy my $160,000 car, I definitely wouldn't beat it with an axe. I'd hoon the living crap out of it. Can you imagine an M6 flying off a dirt ramp? I certainly can!

Fuck ME! I didn't realize it WASN'T going to be the car we were riding on board with!! That rear view was nearly as insane as the flyover!! I sorta know how DeCadenet felt!!!

Next time, try to make a pass while remaining on the ground. It's almost always faster and safer than this midair maneuver.

There is only ONE car that was once popular, but is now unpopular, that practically everyone here (even those in Europe) has seen... The PT Cruiser...

I know who the most dangerous drivers / cars out there are, based on my own studies...