‘80s-’90s GM really defined an era of terrible car photography

When threatened, the Truckfuck spews black smoke to mask his sweltering shame as he retreats to the South.

It’s also a pretty serious visiblity hazard. Also, how is rolling coal explicity a “world vs librels” issue?

I’m so glad this happened in my very own state. Great job, guys! Can we ban unreasonbly high lifts next?

Next time!

I wish I’d gone! My friend and I tried to go to the reader meet when that was going on, but couldn’t find where it was, so we just watched some racing. Looks like good times!

What does one do with a donated moose corpse?

Just wait til the salesman sees how I show up for the test drive.

This is champion

I intend to drive mine naked.

“Yep! This is exactly how we built your car.”

Everyone makes the case that it’s worth it on long drives, but when work sent me six hours out to Pittsburgh (and seven to Maine), I barely used it. My foot doesn’t get tired when I’m driving, unless I’m hovering it awkwardly above the pedals because cruise control is on and I want to be ready in case I need to brake…

Yes, Cars! The moving, loud items that we love. Let’s celebrate Cars!

Say, where is that park with the corners and the roads?

How did you get this picture of me

It does that on my least favorite local highway in New Jersey!

I will always be envious of the GM engineers whose jobs were doing stuff like this all the time.

Saab SUV thing. One of the models they released juuuuust before going bust, so very few were made. Their sedans from the same period actually look really great, in my opinion, so it’s a shame they had to close down just when things were really getting good.

I saw one of these (or a similar model, anyway) in Philadelphia once. The owner was happy to chat about it, since I didn’t even know it was a thing until then. Pretty cool moment!

This is the best thing that has ever happened to a car.