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The new system will cost you $200. Our Japan folks say it's great. It'll be available in both red and black when it launches, and it won't include an AC adapter, so keep your old 3DS ones around.

We don't want our circle pads getting further rekt from playing Smash!

My understanding is that the Yakuza find guns impractical. Even though they typically have the lowest-rung guys "confess" to crimes on behalf of the bigger guys, guns are sparsely used because the sentence for gun violence can put you away forever in Japan, whereas knifing someone is relatively easier. It could have…

I thought for a moment that Torchic had a really big hand and was holding it up like "yeah yeah dawg"

I disagree. Bantayga is pretty confident about which sounds are which, and actually sounds kind of exotic and expensive out loud. Qashqai though, what even is that

I can't wait until Tax The Rich does something with this.

Is there anyone I can talk to about shooting virtual tours of Scion dealers for Google? That's what I do for work. We approach dealers individually right now, but you would be the first brand to engage it from the corporate level!

I think I would be turned off by a Scion truck. I'd much rather see somebody fill the oft-ignored "rear wheel drive hot hatch" void. BMW had it briefly with the 1-series, but I'd like to see a more serious approach taken toward it!

Well, at least it got good gas mileage.

The parenthesis in the headlights are so much cooler looking than most punctuation marks.

Hnnnng

The "Bad Grandpa" interior.

Settle it in...Christ?

Enclave? Traverse? X3?

After she went into her house, her brother saw smoke coming from the car out the window, and then the entire Jeep quickly was engulfed in flames, eventually setting fire to a nearby palm tree as well.

There are no set gears in a CVT, hence the 'continuously variable' name. Adding paddle shifters to a CVT kinda sorta defeats the whole purpose of having one in the first place.

Forward visibility not included.

Godbobbit; damn!

I've definitely seen a lot of them with Autozone stick-on car letters spelling "AMG" and aftermarket leafblowers. Same thing, really.