Save the Escalades! Nearly a dozen new Cadillac flagship SUVs were destroyed in an early morning fire in Houston, but not for the usual reasons cars on that platform go up.

I thought it was just me!

How long until it depreciates to "Small-time drug dealer pimpmobile?"

"Damn, if only I could buy remorse!"

On the other hand, people who like working on computer hardware must be super glad that they don't have to get all dirty to fix their own cars now.

Eh, it looks weird and bulgy.

Now entering warp!

It retains a 5.2 liter V10, but power is, as the eagle-eyed amongst you might have guessed, up to 610 horsepower and 413 pound feet of torque from the Gallardo's 550-to-570 horsepower range. There's an electronic differential to help the torque split between the front and rear. Up to 100 percent of power can go to the…

That'd be cool! But please, just no more bro trucks. It dilutes the whole brand for me.

I'm still looking forward to when they do, though.

That sounds a lot like the naturally aspirated Veloster! But it's really more of a joint effort between the gearbox and the engine having no torque until at least 3000rpm. I hear they traded some top end HP for more torque in recent models.

Car interiors don't tend to look like this anymore. Where have we gone wrong?

Wait, that's not duct tape at all. It's the most impressive panel gap I've ever seen!

V8s are for sports cars. How long until we can put turbo 3s into trucks?

I'm never any less amazed whenever I learn about them still doing that sort of thing in the south.

That would be kind of cool, actually.

Damn.

From what my father told me, this was a decent, family-run motel back when it first opened in the 1950's, but went down hill in the '60s once the Atlantic City Expressway was completed and the Black Horse Pike was no longer the primary road between Philadelphia and Atlantic City. I was forced to stay there one time…

That happened to a friend and me once! The song did that thing where it got real quiet before the drop, then an ambulance flew by with the siren on before it did.

Why wouldn't somebody want an electric car?