As someone who drives FWD and doesn't want to dick his eventual BR-Z, what is the proper way to do a burnout?

I'm quite alright with the ad, actually. The United States is on a fast track to becoming the country of the electric car, and that's something I'm proud of. If you ask me, it's pretty innovative when you don't only restore your iconic luxury brand to new glory, but you do it while also introducing plugins to the…

I didn't say I wanted to sit naked on a towel.

I do see the reasoning there. Now I just need to have that job.

Holy shit, stop doing that.

What does Monster Cable do with a bunch of high end cars? Remind everybody of how bad they ripped them off?

I think you can guess based on the car. American Landboat? Yes, if it's been owned by someone under sixty, but "maybe not" if above. Civic Si? Yes, and none of them were happy about it. Mini Cooper? A surprising number of people have been naked in it.

Goddamn, I've beweegt that for fucking ever.

I'll get the Veyron, obviously, and use the extra money I didn't spend on the plane to get a TV from Best Buy and then make a McDonald's run on the way home.

I think one of my favorite BMWs on sale right now is the X1. Not because I like SUVs, but because I like wagons, and I think one of the most clever things BMW has done recently was dressing up a 3 Series Touring to look just SUV-enough to sell to Americans.

See, it's like how cellphones are getting bigger and tablets are getting smaller. I saw the silhouette of one of the weird 5 series at a gas station last night and thought it was a minivan until I saw the angel eyes.

Ever color, pattern, and texture of this interior is perfect. I want to sit naked in this.

There was a Spyker at the Philly Auto Show to my great surprise. It was odd looking in person, but it was just nice to actually see one. I do like the "smoking jacket" sense of fashion they have going.

Sweet Maser...Oh! No, but what is that?

I've always been fond of the segment. These cars can't put on a serious face and look the part, so they just go the "sense of humor" route and put on colors. I think they're great. Especially since the quality of our air isn't getting any better.

For me, I'd never buy a daily driver that got poor gas mileage due solely to the social responsibility of it. It doesn't matter what I can afford.

Well, yes technically Bentley could, "in theory," shove the flat-six from the Porsche 911 GT3 under the hood of the jacked-up Flying Spur. But how likely is it?

Alright, here's the deal. Paint it yellow, paint the pillars black, red LEDs go here, and you drive Pikachu.

That's creative.