Hey Jalopnik, maybe you can help me with this. I have dreams of someday doing absurd things on a track, but I don't know where to even begin in getting my car onto one. Do I break in? Bribe the doorman? What organizations and events should I look for? What etiquette is there? Does it just come down to whether or not…

It's awful, but there's no helping it. I see games that I've heard of or considered buying before at an incredible mark-down, and I'll say, "That's so cheap, I can't say no." I'm sorry!

As a professional game developer my feelings are mixed. Amongst developers it is common to devote two years or longer to a single game. It is disheartening to learn that when the average gamer buys my game, there is a 40% chance they will not play it and a 20% chance they will play for less than 1 hour. Game…

Natural selection, foiled again!

A+ gif. Enjoy your star.

Parked facing the snow, symbolizing its inability to care about whether or not the conditions would normally prevent a car from going quickly.

As of 9:27AM Eastern (New Jersey), the only reason I came around at the moment was to see if there was a Steam problem. The store does the job of showing me things, but it throws an error when I add things to my cart. In fact, it doesn't even show the cart or wishlist in the usual spots. A measure taken to protect…

It also looked kind of like a flumpy women's shoe. See? The B-pillar rollover bar aero thing is one of the straps!

The seller notes in the ad that he bought the car when it was two years old, at which time it had only done 1400 miles. Since then he's put another 70,600 on it, which speaks volumes about its ability to keep from folding under its own weight due to the lack of a hard roof. Adding a further eff-you to the naysayers,…

What'd the Chrysler transmission do, exactly?

Sorry! I was at work and didn't actually finish the article until this morning. Y'know, party hard.

I'll be the most excited person ever if Honda makes a kei sports car. It'd finally upset my delicate decision to get a GT86, which was already being prodded by the prospect of getting something cool like a 240SX or something cool like that.

Whose picture is this?

That's my friend's car! The hood ornament is in aerodynamic mode.

Maybe you guys can help out here. I know Jalop courtesy is to leave the left lane for passing, but if I prefer to cruise at eighty and the other lanes are packed with cars going seventy and sixty, it doesn't seem advantageous to pass each car individually. What's the solution?

Needs more horns.

Oh! I do recall that.

What's the Christmas morning C5-C6?

Correction. I bet he ALWAYS gets laid.