So ready for this.

Obviously so when she does something cool like "barely blinking as I roll my car over" she can put it on facebook.

I've heard of that before. Your brain does something useful for once and decides it's not helping you to be in horrible pain since you need that time for getting to help, but as soon as you get to the part where a good thing happens and some EMTs show up or something your brain goes "Great! It was nice chatting!" and…

The threat of Chrysler's collapse was particularly painful for the Grand Cherokee designers because they'd come so far. They had crafted a Jeep that looked like it had hit the gym, transformed into a trim, fit athlete. This lighter SUV was also better on the inside because Busse had won the battle with the suits to…

If they really took the enthusiast crowd seriously they'd build an extended-wheelbase double decker. I don't want one until they're ready to respond to the market.

As much as I appreciate the new Mustang (it really did pull it out of the depths C7-Corvette-style for me), I still don't know if I'd buy one. I'd almost certainly have an FR-S before any trim of Mustang. But if anything, I can say I'd absolutely be more likely if there were a diesel. I'm environmentally conscious to…

Cadillac Escalade EXT — Only driven by assholes

Classic Porsches always seem so tasteful to me. And so purposeful! They don't do anything but go fast and sometimes sideways.

If I were buying a Lambo, I'd really think of buying it at that price. Silver paint!

I picked up pizzas in the Veloster today just for the challenge.

Specially tuned for people who aren't ready to give up the pickup truck lifestyle yet.

Everyone wants to photograph it, to get video of it, to merely see it. People will follow you closely for miles in their Nissans and their Tahoes just to get a few snapshots or to wave to you. Some will even run out of their cars in heavy traffic to score some pictures with their iPads. No one rolls your eyes at you…

Have camera; will travel.

What is the big deal with tire-kicking? I don't know what it's for or why it's bad.

Aw man. If they made it one-way it'd be great for bad behavior. At least the photography potential is still there!

We started down Palisades Park, with tiny roads clinging onto the sheer rock faces that shoot up from the river. At the end of the road we were along the water, and as we stopped for a photo shoot, a couple of stance guys showed up for an impromptu car show. The star was a dropped BRZ on TE37s. But sports cars make…

Where are you from, anyway?

Holy shit don't feed the trolls

Much of that comes from the 6,208-cc quad-cam V8 that has been hand built by an expert AMG wrenched and signed-off as proof. This one was assembled by Kuut Bruss. Bruss' work results in over 500 bhp and 465 kb-ft of torque which gives the Black the kind of blistering performance you might not expect from a car wearing…