That doesn't look small at all. Also I'm an American and I think trucks are lame.

It'll also slide off a cliff as punishment. It doesn't matter if you're on a salt flat; it'll find one.

The Hyundai Veloster also has its red panic button in a place where your thumb goes. It won't happen nearly as much since you can see it, but it happens at least once.

Noprob. What I said was more what I assume other people think of handbrakes. I've met people who didn't know what a tachometer was or what it did when I pointed to it on the dash, so if that exists, surely there are people who don't know why cars stop in different ways.

Not bad.

Oh yes, I know these things. I always use the parking brake when I park. Transmissions are expensive.

What are you going to do if you get a COTD?

The kind of person who'd rather have that than a lever is the kind of person who doesn't know why the parking brake exists in the first place. Isn't that what Park is for?

It's been an option on US Mini Coopers for a long time.

Is that where they use speed helicopters to bag you? Because I think that when you have a straight road for hundreds of miles you're supposed to go entirely too fast.

The tips here included "rule of thirds" and "use at least a prosumer camera." This list was written for people who don't know much about what they're doing yet, and there's nothing wrong with that. We all had to learn once.

Same. Mine is almost never set to a WB preset.

Sinking because there's about five bodies back here.

Whoa! Did it get fucking braces?

Wait, you can have a bear as a pet? I've been doing this all wrong.

Now, there does seem to be a bit of a consensus that our thoughts on Jalopnik typically don't meet with those of the majority. However, here's why I will have a 4C before its competitors:

For a kickoff, it's not quite certain where you'd buy one. The 4C, doing battle with stuff like the Porsche Cayman, looks like it's going to be sold through Maserati dealers. Unless you live in affluent areas, they aren't exactly on every corner. By contrast, there are nearly 200 places to buy a new Porsche in this…

I love my iPad! I can take it to a cafe instead of my 15" laptop and it's so small I don't even need a bag.

Actually no, I was on my iPad and it was late at night, which suffices as a good excuse for that. That's just how I say it when I assume my best Japanese accent.

Man, and it's gorgeous. I look forward to the day when I buy one.