Fair enough. I like new Camaros too, though. They have some muscular haunches and a couple of flowing lines that look just European enough to make me want them. If I got any of today's muscle cars, it would be a Camaro.

I don't know how you could convince yourself to drive it on the road after that. As a Ferrari fan, I would want to, but fifty-two-million! Then again, I suppose it's easy money if you're spending it that way in the first place.

It did "ugly on purpose" years and years before the Juke did. Then again, the Juke's more muscular appearance satisfies my monkey brain more.

I never liked Corvettes. As an American, I associated them with meth and American cheapness. Yes, they were quick, but they were also "mullets and Bud Lite." To me, the new Corvette is the most gorgeous, fantastic American car that isn't a Tesla. The design change is fantastic. The first time I saw one in person I…

I don't even know how cigarette lighters work. You stick it in there and it's on fire? Mysteries.

It says "Not Charging," but it lies. My Veloster has a USB port and interfaces with my iPad to let me browse the music on the car's screen. I accepted early on that it wouldn't charge while doing this, but longer drives do leave it more juiced up than when I left.

Ralph Gilles and Chrysler told Automotive News a mix of things, including that it launched too late because of production delays, people seem overly intimidated by it, and not enough people are getting into the car as dealers are afraid to put it in the hands of random drivers.

Which could have resulted in...fiery death.

The New Beetle was all about cute styling appealing to female buyers. The RSi was a different animal. 220 horses and all-wheel drive made sure of that.

It's about time. I got tired of buying all those Bentleys just so I could have them converted to furniture.

I still find the light arrangement confusing — the thin, raked upper lights are the running lights and turn indicators, and the almost ignorable lights below it are the headlights. I'm not exactly sure why this causes such cognitive trouble for me, but my brain wants to assign the lights I read as "eyes" as the actual…

Cayenne, is that you?

I got a chance to drive a 2014 Jeep Cherokee recently, and most of that driving was off-road. I didn't get to spend a huge amount of time in it, just a few laps around a challenging and reasonably long off-road course and a short on-road jaunt. The good news is that I don't think the new Cherokee is the…

There was a Top Gear special wherein they were dropped off in Iraq and had to drive their way all the way to Israel. A lot of these border/local issues were encountered by them, up to and including active warzones, mines, political issues (they wouldn't let BBC into Iran), etc.

I've seen a few of his videos before and when I saw that it was a yellow Diablo I really hoped it wouldn't be him.

With a lift like that, it's better off that way!

But you'll still be frowned upon for driving and having spent money on an escalade.

I don't like monster trucks. They make me think of Bud Light and football and "brah."

I like the identity that Mercedes is starting to give to their AMG line, in that they're all essentially muscle cars. I've never been much into muscle cars, but I like that the personality exists.