Ah, Lincoln. You've been lost so long and we want you to be good. But right now there is absolutely nothing proprietary in your lineup. MKZ? That's a Fusion. MKS? That's a Taurus. MKT? That's a Flex. Slightly fancier Fords with a strange nose do not an exciting car make.

You know, if they'd gone for an over the top Old Spice-sort-of-thing and actually used a decent car, this could be stupidly good.

Journalist Patrick George: Gets called out by subject of "Look at this dumb car thing happening" article; dives immediately into interview.

Buuuurn!

I'd be especially unhappy if that were my Maserati. Aside from the inherent "Hey, what the hell is that" I'd feel if I saw someone doing that to my car (regardless of make) on Youtube, Maseratis are notoriously delicate.

But still quite a looker.

I don't know if the Chrysler marque has ever made an interesting car. They made plenty of big, stately American cars way back, and as far as I know everything has been plastic and PT Cruisers since then. I'm not even much into landboats.

Wow, that is ridiculously awesome!

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Still, at least Acura's gonna make a real one. Eventually.

8.) Rolling Hummer

That was great! I'd often wondered what caused the engine to idle higher when cold.

No stop it's too good.

I think I would take a Juke-R before an actual GT-R.